♥ Stupid Joke ♥

Aloha~this is my first step to my blog.Well, today is my first day for my UB1.I feel lazy to study yet my math's book is lying on the table and wait for me to look onto it.I wish that I can make my blog more attractive and interesting rather than to write my diary >.<>

I found a joke from the net, so i am going to post it here to share with everyone who reading my blog right here...^ ^
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Reasons why I never visit my rich friend! Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....

Question : What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Cappuccino, Frappuccino, or Coffee?
Answer : Tea please
Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Answer : Ceylon tea
Question : How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer : white
Question : Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer : With milk
Question : Goat's milk, or cow's milk
Answer : With cow's milk please.
Question : Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer : Um, I'll just take it black.
Question : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer : With sugar
Question : Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer : Cane sugar
Question : White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer : Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.
Question : Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer : Mineral water
Question : Flavored or non-flavored?
Answer : I think I'll just die of thirst.


It's 100% simple + 90% cold + 10% funny = 200% stupid joke~

p/s: just woke up from napping, preparing to do revision for my math.please wish for me~ thanks^^

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